Homer's achievement wisdom

"All my life I've had one dream: to achieve my many goals." 
- Homer Simpson

By the way, when Homer hears the advice "live every day like it was your last," he heeds it and obeys by sitting down and wailing, "Woooaaa! I don't wanna die!"
Makes sense. Somebody else might get four call girls (or men) and the most expensive hotel suite they could find, and put it on credit cards.